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经典英语笑话大全爆笑 2022年月6日发(作者:快乐男生排名)


经典英语笑话大全爆笑


seldom go out in the last Satur-daymaidanglao, Mrs.
Jones want to go to the cinema.
琼斯夫妇晚上很少出去孕妇可以吃哈密瓜吗。可上星期六,琼斯太太想去看电影。
A:There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Shall we go and see it?
今晚电影院有场好电影一生缘,我们去看吗?
Mr. Jones was quite happy about it. So they went and both of them en-joyed
the film very much!When they came out of the cinema王巧珍, it was al-ready 11
o'clock. They got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark.
琼斯先生对此感到非常高兴。于是他们便去了中国铁塔公司,他俩儿都喜爱这部影片只要你乖给你买条街什么歌。当他们从电
影院出来时已经11点钟了喝了假酒怎么办。他们赶紧上了车,开始朝家开去,天很黑虚拟偶像零。
A:Look小酒窝简谱,Bill. A woman is running along the road very fast, and a man is
running after her. Can you see them?
快看,比尔!有个女人正沿着公路飞快地奔跑,后面还有一个男人在追她周昕彤,你看见了
吗?
B:Yes, I g the car slowly near the womanCan I help you?
是的,我看见了郑州信息工程职业学院。把车慢慢地开到女人身旁我能帮助你吗?
C:o, thanks. My husband and I always run home after the film because
whoever gets home late will wash the dishes.
不,谢谢让子弹飞赵铭。我和我丈夫每次看完电影之后总是跑着回家,因为谁最后到家办公装修公司,谁就要洗
盘子鬼吹灯有声小说。
A:I had much trouble with my son Dick.
我现在管不了我儿子迪克了00184股票。
B:You should not worry about that in the least for I had trouble withmy
daugllter too.
你用不着担心,我也经常与我女儿发生矛盾。
A:I suppose Dick's like me that way too I believe.


我想,迪克随我。
B:That's not bad.
那并不是件坏事呀!
A:That's just too bad.I told him time and again not to do wh atI did but
to do what I told him to that didn't seem to work at all.
问题就坏在这里了洋芋擦擦的做法。我三番五次地告诉他余世维视频,不要照我做的去做,而要照我说的去做。
可似乎根本没有用。
B:Look here,Bill,suppose you just tell me what's happened and I'Il try to
work things out for you.
比尔,看着我熊天平许茹芸,究竟发生了什么,你快告诉我。我将帮你理出个头绪来。
A:Well,I sort of told Dick not to go to see striptease ladies双龙温泉, for he
could see tllings he actuallV shouldn't and what do you think he did?
我三国志12秘籍,呃,呃……告诉他不要去看脱衣舞女郎,因为他可能会看到不该看的东西学海无涯,你知
道他怎么了?
B:What?
怎么?
A:Believe it or not. that was exactly what he did梦三国注册,and do you know what he
saw there7
信不信由你,他恰恰那么做了,你猜他看到了什么?
B:Er,well,I am not much of an expert but I can guess what the boy...
呃孤胆手2秘籍,这个方面我不是专家,不过我猜想那孩子……
A:That's 've guessed it right. He saw me there.
没错,你猜对了阿亚拉拉,他看见我在那儿。
On a special Teacher's Day冷冷清清,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from
her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.
在教师节里,一位幼儿园教师正在接受孩子们送给她的礼物多动症医院,首先花匠的儿子递上他
的礼物。
A:I bet I know what it is...some flowers.


我敢打我知道里面是什么……是一些花1台币等于多少人民币。
B:That is right, but how did you know?
是的,可是你是怎么知道的呢?
A:Just a wild guess.
瞎猜的。
The second pupil is the candy store owner's teacher hands her
gift over head.
第二个学生是糖果店老板的女儿视频点评。老师把她送的礼物举起来桌垫。
A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.
我敢打我知道里面是什么高田气囊,是一盒糖果。
C:That's right. But how did you know?
对了,但你怎么知道的?
A:Just a lucky guess.
碰巧猜出来的近视手术价格。
The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it
over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger
and tastes it.
第三份礼物来自于酒店老板的儿子,老师把它举起来,但有液体漏了出来第四次中东战争,她用手蘸
了一滴漏出来的液体,尝了一下味道。
A:Is it wine?
是果酒吗?
D:o.
不是迟重瑞徐少华。
The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her
tongue.
老师又用舌头尝了一滴漏出来的东西房屋租赁营业税。

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经典英语笑话大全爆笑

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英航 16 minutes ago 回复TA

it was al-ready 11 o'clock. They got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark. 琼斯先生对此感到非常高兴

步森 17 minutes ago 回复TA

我将帮你理出个头绪来

东三省面积 5 minutes ago 回复TA

Just a lucky guess. 碰巧猜出来的近视手术价格

实时疫情地图 26 minutes ago 回复TA

but how did you know? 是的

工商企业注册查询网 18 minutes ago 回复TA

I had much trouble with my son Dick. 我现在管不了我儿子迪克了00184股票

资本项目可兑换 29 minutes ago 回复TA

当他们从电影院出来时已经11点钟了喝了假酒怎么办

潘高峰 10 minutes ago 回复TA

开始朝家开去

潇洒地走 30 minutes ago 回复TA

That's right. But how did you know? 对了

女人三十朱冬花 17 minutes ago 回复TA

尝了一下味道

缩小鼻头手术 28 minutes ago 回复TA

于是他们便去了中国铁塔公司

英文论坛 8 minutes ago 回复TA

That's 've guessed it right. He saw me there. 没错

黄花菜的功效 28 minutes ago 回复TA

A

上砂网 3 minutes ago 回复TA

我也经常与我女儿发生矛盾

天福服务区 11 minutes ago 回复TA

一位幼儿园教师正在接受孩子们送给她的礼物多动症医院

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